Time Is a Flat Liar (clip)
When the alarm lies and your calendar gaslights you. A tragicomic synth-pop power ballad about betrayal by your alarm clock, set in a marionette’s 9-to-5 nightmare. From the debut concept album re: Cubicle 13
Month: July 2025
Meet the Marionette: The World vs. Cubicle 13
Take a two-minute trip inside the paper-clipped mind of The Bard of Bizarre - a tragicomic office puppet who just wanted soup, peace, and maybe working printer access. This is not your average album intro. “re: Cubicle 13” is a 16-track journey through fluorescent-lit despair, mandatory...
Every track started with a breakdown and ended in a worse one
From broken printers to soup aisle meltdowns, re: Cubicle 13 is a tragicomic journey through workplace absurdity. 🎧 Listen now: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/thebardofbizarre/re-cubicle-13🛒 Merch now available:
O Coffee Maker! Thou traitor of dawn…
A marionette’s lament from Track 2 of re: Cubicle 13, releasing July 18.☕ Animated music video coming soon.🎧 HyperFollow