📀 New Album – re: Cubicle 13

re: Cubicle 13 is a 16-track concept album chronicling one man’s slow descent into absurdity through the lens of a single cursed workday. Told from the perspective of a marionette-like office worker, the album is packed with tragicomic moments: coffee makers that betray, printers that prophesy doom, vending machines that judge, and soup aisles that collapse under the weight of indecision.

Across genres ranging from synth-pop and screamo to chamber pop and slowcore, each song is a standalone meltdown – yet all tie together in a narrative loop that begins with a failed alarm clock and ends with 2:11 AM insomnia. Along the way, listeners will meet sentient appliances, corrupted spreadsheets, and the existential dread of adult lunch options. It’s satire wrapped in song, stitched with glitchy strings and soaked in fluorescent light.

This isn’t just a parody of corporate life; it’s a sonic therapy session for anyone who’s ever screamed at a microwave, been ghosted by their own keys, or tried to find toothpaste at midnight. Welcome to Cubicle 13. You were always scheduled to arrive.